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Humor
You Might be a Jedi Redneck
if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force
be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of root
beer.
At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum
skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B. O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another root beer so
you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to
the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to
get the BBQ grill to light.
You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You were the only one drinking moonshine during the Cantina
scene.
If you hear, "Luke, I am your father......and your
uncle."
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